important life lessons.

This morning I woke up to an empty house really itching for some eggs, so I went down to make some and I got owned. I'd say I learned some pretty important life lessons:

1. Don't pour too much oil onto the frying pan, it jumps.

2. Don't make eggs without a shirt on, it stings.

3. Don't keep an egg on the pan for too long, it burns.


If at first you don't succeed, fry fry again.