People have continued to ask me who my lady friend is... so I want to introduce you to my girlfriend Taylor. Her full name is Taylor 314ce.


So the truth is I DON'T have a girlfriend, sorry to disappoint! I figured it was an appropriate time to play a little belated April Fools Joke. I must say that the reactions were quite funny. There was a big discrepancy between male/female responses... most girls were shocked by the news (not a good sign I think) and later just really angry when they found out the truth. Most of the boys seemed to realize that Taylor wasn't a girl, but rather a guitar.
Some of my favorite responses (just a heads up, some of them are rather inappropriate):
"there will be times where you don't feel like being with her. and there will be times when you don't want to keep trying to build the relationship. but eventually you will come to understand more and become intimate. just take care of her and see her and communicate with her as many times as you can everyday." -JP
"i'm swearing off suite boys' notes FOREVER. never again." -J.Lee (frosh)
"Yo she isn't that nice right now, you have to keep using her and then she will break in nicely." -Shin
"hey how is g-string, does it fit on really tight on the perfect lady,
or is it sorta saggy? hey if you need any g-strings, i think you can get them at the store near here at penn, i wonder why guys always shop there and not girls, i saw albert kong go there recently to get a G-string for his perfect lady too!" -Caleb
"CONGRATULATIONS! Haha~! Man, I sometimes sit in my room and I can hear her sing beautiful songs, hitting those notes clearly and fully, down the hall in your room. She's got a great voice! Man, I remember running into her when I went shopping earlier in the school year but she said I was too cheap for me when I tried to ask her out. Haha~! How embarrassing, right? But it's okay now though, I found the one for me too and she's also pretty awesome! Haha. Anyways, we should do a double date sometime, yeah? I don't think our girls know each other yet~" -Hyun
"i need to get one for myself, hyun just left me his to use in my free time, but im too much for her and shes breaking down." -Kenny
"who is this 'special lady'?" -Mamma Lee